Let's face it. If I had had a good
review from Robin Lane Fox I would have been worried – a sign that
I (and by extention Piet Oudolf) had sold out, joined the
establishment, become a safe pair of hands, retired to planting
petunias and pruning hybrid tea roses. Like the artists who cherish
their rejection from the Royal Academy, we know that condemnation by
particular people is a sign that we are doing the right thing.
Robin Lane Fox is one of those
treasures of British life, a long-standing, opinionated and
conservative commentator on gardening. He is one of a kind – the
'crusty old fart', who we do particularly well in Britain, annoying,
but in the end, rather lovable. The sort who hang around in
gentleman's clubs in London or senior common rooms in exclusive
Oxford colleges, with an intravenous drip of vintage port into their
veins, fulminating at every opportunity about the silly mistakes of
the young, the idiocy of letting women into the club, blah, blah,
blah and blah. Lane Fox's day job is “Extraordinary Lecturer in
Ancient History for both New and Exeter Colleges”. You get the idea
– clever chap, just not very clued in to the modern world, the sort
of person who when you say “estate” to, thinks of a friend of his
with a big house and deer park and a couple of tenant farms 'on the
estate', not a crap place to live on the edge of town with a library
and swimming pool that's just been shut, and a rip-off bus once an
hour into town and the job centre, where the only thing that makes
life worth living are the fantastic drifts of flowers that the clever
guys from Sheffield University have just done between the tower
blocks – this is what 'estate' means to most people.
A pasting from Robin Lane Fox is like
a thrashing with a wet lettuce, a back-handed complement playfully
received. But quite why he drags in “actress Rosario Dawson,
full-frontally naked from head to toe” into a review of a gardening
book, I completely fail to appreciate; for God's sake you old goat,
leave your sexual fantasies out of reviews of our book – perleeze.
Reading
in a bit more detail, Lane Fox is revealing his prejudices a little.
He admits of course to subjectivity (what a relief that is); he
clearly does not understand that some people want a vision of nature,
either in their gardens or their public spaces – that is a big
shift in the aesthetic, one of those world-changing paradigm shifts
that the ol' boys in leather armchairs in their clubs and senior
common rooms had better get used to, the guys who like their double
roses and camellias, and peonies out in the quad spaced out neatly
with bare earth between them, lined out politely around the outside
of that beautifully lush hallowed green, striped grass that no-one is
allowed to walk on. And which the rest of us can hardly ever even
see, because we are not even allowed in past the porter's lodge.
Our book is addressed to all gardeners
and designers of planted spaces: private gardeners, community
gardeners, volunteer gardeners, professional gardeners, and of course
landscape designers. It is about trying to communicate a vision of
nature which may be small-scale and private or big-scale and public.
That is quite a challenge to get into one book, but the principles
are the same. But the public aspect is important. Lane Fox can
sneer about “German garden shows” but the whole point of those
German garden shows is that they are about regenerating places which
will then give pleasure to the entire community, not just for one
summer, but ever more. The whole thrust of the despised “German
planting” is actually about making beauty democratically available.
Public space has been too often overlooked and under-utilised. Isn't
quality public landscape a democratic right? I would like to think
that some of what we discuss and show will help bring alive those
public spaces, so we can all benefit.
Here's the book in question: Planting, a new perspective
If Robin Lane Fox is not careful he'll end up with a cameo performance in my ongoing soap opera of gardening life, the latest episode of which is just up on Amazon Kindle.

